Top Ten Reasons to Have Children

#10. To have endless mounds of laundry.

#9. Pay back for when you are senile.

#8. To have your own zoo in your house.

#7. To learn precise balance as you make your way through the toys.

#6. So you can relearn all the subjects you hated in school.

#5. To learn to be a short order cook.

#4. So you can learn to be a great referee.

#3. Because your life is just simply too quiet and alone time is so over rated.

#2. Doing dishes is your favorite past time.

#1. Because when its good its really good.

Can you tell we need winter to get over and we have been cooped up in the house wwwaayyyy too long, lol.

Thank you Lord that I have children to complain about.

Blessings to you all,
Mama Cat

Not my child, but too cute, some days I need all the prayers I can get.

Funny Email

Hello Friends,

I got this really funny e-mail from a friend the other day and just had to share. Whether true or not, it was too funny.

Blessings to you all,
Mama Cat

MAKE SURE TO READ MOM'S REPLY BELOW THE PICTURE

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith